So much for the bigging up of the BNP by frightened little Labour MPs - ooh please don't use your protest vote on Thursday, nasty people like the BNP will win seats.

Well, what a huge surge in popularity they gained. So much so, they won one paltry council seat in that northern shithole commonly known as Burnley.

In Derbyshire not even UKIP or the Eco-commies (Green Party) made any significant dent in the polls.