Following the decision by Middlesex Crusaders to change their name to Middlesex Gender Benders so as not to offend the followers of the Arab paedophile, Chennai Super Kings are to follow suit.

The IPL have been informed by Bridget Biffer of the British Busybodies Society that their name is the same as a brand of cigarette. Carrying the name Super Kings will encourage large numbers of children across Britain and the Indian sub-continent to rush down the newsagents and ask for twenty Rothmans.