This ad popped up during NCIS on FX last evening:



Made me want to nip down the Co-op and buy 20 Rothmans.

This little piggy went to parliament.

This little piggy flipped her second home

This little piggy got caught out

And this little piggy has to apologise

Don't you think the piggies are taking the piss?

The comment from the investigating committee is priceless:

The committee said: "We accept that it appears that Ms Smith spent more time in London than in Redditch, even during the period 2007-09, when she spent more nights in Redditch than in London."

Note to Greenpeace protestors: When Gordoom and Jacqui enter the portals of Parliament later today, just drop your bottles of piss on them. It will be the only useful thing you will have done today.

Gordoom sold the family gold, squandered the family silver and is now looking in the attic for stuff he can sell on eBay. He's found The Channel Tunnel, The Tote, The Student Loans Company Ltd., and the Dartford River Crossing.

All these "assets" would raise around £16bn that Gorddom will use to pay off some of the £170bn he is having to borrow this year. According to Fraser Nelson on FiveLive this morning, that £16bn would cover the amount that Gordoom borrowed in August and still leaves us £154bn in hock this year alone. Gordoom keeps telling us, ad nauseam, that a recession is no time to be cutting back on spending. I'm not an economist (and neither is Gordoom for that matter), but surely a recession is also no time to be selling assets when asset prices are falling. When Gordoom sold all the gold he let everyone know that he was going to be selling our gold and the price began to fall and all he was able to get for it was $275/oz.....it is now in excess of $1k/oz.

Labour's scorched earth policy continues.