This morning I had the misfortune of being dragged into the supermarket. Whilst waiting for Mrs Gos to return from the fruit and veg aisle, I guarded the trolley near the detergent section. I happened to spy one of the special offers - Bold washing tablets. The strapline on the shelf read "9 out 10 women love Bold".

9 out of 10. So that means that there's at least one awkward bitch who doesn't.