Welcome, welcome, one and all to the Get a Life Club.

Are you dissatisfied with your lot in life? Do the slightest little things that other people do make you irritable, grumpy and cantankerous?

They do! The chances are you need to Get a Life

All that's required for you to get a life is a one-off £5.00 subscription that guarantees you lifetime membership of the Get a Life Club.

"What am I getting for my £5.00?" I hear you ask.

Well, the benefits are:

No unwanted emails from the Get a Life Club.

Get a Life Club guarantees that once you join, you email address will be discarded so I can't even sell them on to unscrupulous spammers. If you do continue to receive spam, it's hardly my fault.

You won't have to waste time reading a monthly newsletter - because I won't send you one.

So all the time you would have wasted reading emails and/or newsletter from the GaLC will free you up to go and Get a Life.

Do you receive emails from people you don't even know - well if you track down the sender you can be a complete bastard and report them to The Information Commissioner; but if you can't and most of your spam is emails encouraging you to by Viagra online or other penis enlargement paraphernalia then tell your other half to desist sending them to you. Otherwise, Get a Life.

The GaLC take no responsibility for the actions of its members, no refunds will be given and no correspondence will be entered into - Get A Life!!!

Payments via PayPal only.